the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!