- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to police irony

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to jizz money

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

Pointless Super Powers