- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to become black!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to die at will

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to kill yourself.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Power to instantly turn drunk

Pointless Super Powers