The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!