The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!