The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!