- Pointless Super Powers

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make coma patients bark.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the ability to die on command

The ability to see through insects.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the ability to look into your brain

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels