- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to waste money

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to autocorrect your mom.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability to see through insects.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to fart on a plane.

Pointless Super Powers