The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!