- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the ability to glow in the light.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to drown on land.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Pointless Super Powers