The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to think of food

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!