The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!