The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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being black

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to know where the beef is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!