The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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To shit bricks.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!