the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!