The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to vote

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!