- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

The skill to make up pointless superpowers

The power to write pointless power.

The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

The power to annoy people everyday.

~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

x-ray vision but only through glass

The Power of double posting.

the ability to be tied to train tracks

The power to eat food when hungry

the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

the power to be obama only if your obama

the power to fit through a vagina

The power to know where Waldo is

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

Pointless Super Powers