The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Warm vision

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the ability to hover

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!