The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the abillity to fart at will

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the power to say you have no power

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The ability autotune text.

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!