The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!