The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to punch that like button

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!