To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!