The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!