The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!