Acid tears.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to eat your own face.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!