The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to see everyone as a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

God tier Waste of Space

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to die and not come back to life.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to be dead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the ability to only do pointless things.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!