- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to invent cheese and toast

32% Levitation.

The power to pee poop

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

Liam Brudenell

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to die when you change emotions

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to live.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

Pointless Super Powers