The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to talk to humans

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to be a woman

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!