The ability to count to potato

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to attract bullets.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to control dodos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!