the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability autotune text.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!