The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!