The power of walking on land

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to become a JELLY

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have children at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!