to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to eat your own face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!