Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to see in black and white.

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Warm vision

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!