- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create tree sap.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to fart out of your penis

Power to not have any power.

The ability to see through invisibility.

the ability to turn into random hats

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to not have any powers

The ability to to remove any organs.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

An ability to change birthday to February 29.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

the power to animate condiments

Pointless Super Powers