The power to only misspell mispell.

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The power to pee a few times every day.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!