the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to see through glass

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!