The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!