the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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to make asians smart

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!