the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!