The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!