Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!