The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to breathe

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!