The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to eat food.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Acid pee

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!