The power to chew with your tongue

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to to think less

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!