- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

X ray vision on chairs

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to sleep anytime your tired

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to make yourself deaf.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

Pointless Super Powers