The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to hate disney stars

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!