The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to write pointless power.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!