The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to make snow yellow

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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the power to shit brix

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to have no powers.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!