The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!