The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to be a normal human

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Stop clapping

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!