the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power drown in water

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!