The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!