el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be yourself.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!