the ability to command watermelons

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!